SUGAR!

Sugar could be the single greatest thing ever to exist in the entire world. I'm just saying, it could be.
I mean it's in EVERYTHING. You can't avoid it, so why try? Just embrace it. There is natural sugar in fruits and vegetables and then there is sugar in bread and added sugar in awful white bread. Soft drinks and juices consist purely of sugar. Sugar in dried fruit, sugar in jams and spreads. Sugar in water these days and sugar in...LIFE. Chocolate and lollies turn sugar into a better consistency and better flavour. Caramel is the best and its burnt sugar. And then you have books like Roald Dahl's Charlie and Chocolate factory which is brilliant in your imagination and then you bring it out in two different films and its even better.
It might kill you in the end, it might cause obesity in our society and health problems but that is no reason to stop eating sugar just a reason to limit our sugar intake and if you are eating awful processed foods then this could be hard to do. Eat as naturally as possible with fresh fruit and veggies. Don't buy frozen or premade meals and you will be able to control the amount of sugar intake into your diet and it will also taste a million times better. 
You can't not eat sugar. Its almost impossible and let's face it, life would be so bland.
What would Easter be without chocolate? I mean really, that holiday is all about sugar these days. Jesus, you died on the cross to...allow us an entire day dedicated to eating chocolate. For that alone, you are a brilliant man.